Welcome to The king’s meaning’s of how to kick some-one’s ASS!
This letter should not be read by Minors! Or those Sick in the Head!!!
Welcome back to another one of the King’s addition of Violence. This a good way to deffand your-self if you come to a situation and you must use physical force. Now just follow these ruls when you fight and you might just Win. but only if you know what to do!
1. If some jerky comes up to you and tells you to fuck right off you can do one of two things. you can a insult him back or b hit him hard in the gut.
2. If you done A in number one you can expact him to hit you. Look at his hands the one you see moving back is the one that is going to hit you with so look and when he puls it up move your hand up and block it. then with your other free hand hit him on the jaw! (if you put a lot of power into it
you might even knock him out!) O
3. If you done B in number one and he does’t hit you back and runswalks away then you might get charged! but if he hits you back then grab his shirt coler with your weak hand and with your powerful hand hit him non-stop in the jaw,nose, or for-head (constant hiting in these areas may make him k.o. (k.o.=knock out!) 0
4. Now let me tell you about weapons (scince the rest is based on weapons!) anything can be a weapon when you fight! even a simple twig! how can a twig be a weapon you ask Well if you are on the ground get up holding the twig and stab him in the leg! (he wont kick your ass anymore! trust me on that one!) well back to weapons! If your walking along the side-walk and some one grabs you around the neck holding a knife and threating to cut your neck grab his arm, lung the arm stright over your sholder and pull it down (you will snap elbo the joint.)
5. If some one is holding a knife to you (must be a few inches from you) as he blinks use your right hand to hit him right on the palm, as your doing that, with your left hit him on the nuckles of the same hand if you hit him hard enough you’ll pop his hand off the socket! as he is screaming grab his head pull it down towards your waste lift your knee and slam it in his Face (the fucker will go down! then you can call the cops or steel his money and WALK away! if you run some one will call the cops on you. Only run if the cops are coming after you.!
6. THE BATTAL IN THE SCOOL YARD! If the bully picks on you, you must kick his ass for the chicksguys there. When he comes towards you he might whant something in your lunch- box. But what he doesent know WILL hurt him! Let your mom but HOT, REALLY HOT coffe in your thermiss as he grabs you tell him you got some good Necter to offer him. as he looks throw the coffe in his face as he grabs his face knee him in the balls. he’ll go down! If you relly hate him grab a hand full of sand and put in his mouth. If he is k.o’ed kick him in the ribs! when the cops come tell them it was Self Deffance! you’ll get off scot- free and you’ll have all the chicksguys!! )
7. When on the street and some punk comes up to you and whants to fuck you up hit him in the nose with all your might (I had fights with these ass holes and they are relly hard! Its like there bones wont break I only lost once to them and thats because I had a few jump me as he was losing. If you dont have a lot experance run from them.) well i will tell you what to do if you are experanced. Grab any thing hard near by and SMACK the fuck’in guy in the head! when the others rush you Kick,Smack,And hit anywhere., where ever you land them is good! (hope you can take them!) 0
8. Well im tired of writing so if you whant more wait and call the bbs where you got this at! Or in the next issue i’ll include a form that you can send money to so if every thing goes well I will put up a bbs and with all the info on sports,fights, and more fights you can be a major Stud like the king & the Fly So I hope all your problems have been answerd and if not wait for Fighting2.txt! HAPPY ASS-KIKING ) O 0 PS (from the fly) The king is a good fighter dont take this as a joke! We spent a lot of hard work on this (the fighting and all!) so if you get in a fight and use this and lose dont blame us it’s your fault becasue you might not be expreanced enough! so be ready for a fight! (I know i am!)! the king If you would like more please send $2.00 to the KING 1688 hebert Windsor Ontario, CAN N8N 4G2